Hey! I figured out how to use stuff on the internet and on my blog! I'm not a total and complete moron! Even though...
-when I was leading our Small Group discussion the other day, I forgot the word 'definition' when I was trying to explain the different 'explanations' for the word 'patience'. Yes, I have a degree in English Literature. But even if I didn't, the word 'definition' is not some obscure word that only brilliant scholars know.
-I totally forgot to feed our dog this morning. Oops! Chris is out of town! It's normally his job...
-it took me 2 tries to pass the written portion of the driving test here in Arizona, and it took me 3 tries to pass the actual physical driving portion of the driving test in Canada. Oh those blasted stereotypes about Asian-women-drivers!
-when I became a bookkeeper, I had to look up 'bookkeeper' to make sure it really did have all those double letters.
-some of my friends just recently created supercute and wonderful blogs. I have had my blog for almost two years and I am just now figuring out how to spice things up.
-it's 11:04pm. I am going to have to wake up at 6 am. I will be tired in the morning, and I will blame my tiredness on Lily, even though I am in complete control over when I can go to bed at night. If I was smarter, I would have been in bed two hours ago. But my blog would still be boring (looking. If it was boring to read before, it's probably still going to be boring to read now and forevermore.)
So I guess I am not a total and complete moron, I just happen to have moronic tendencies.